Dominic Umile lives, writes, and drinks in Brooklyn, NY. His criticism and features have recently appeared in the Chicago Reader, Hyperallergic, the Washington City Paper, and more. Send him an email.
Ahead of the esplanades' arrival as well as more totally garbage condo buildings, @KensingerNathan wanders Greenpoint's coastline https://t.co/4raavWwaO9
Got the crap beat out of me by a 12 year old tonight at jiu jitsu, afterwards, he patiently explained why it was so easy and what I need to do next time, his dad beaming with pride in the corner.